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preservingsanity:

the special hell… . bahahaha firefly.

the special hell… . bahahaha firefly.

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH! 
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! 
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. 
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! 
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. 
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth. 
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! 
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

miapunya:

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wallacewellsbian:

erinmar13:

wallacewellsbian:

You forgot the one where we all survived the “black hole that was bound to be made” by the LHC.

haven’t you heard? there is a black hole in the center of the earth

lol oh wow, that’s fantastic.
I especially enjoyed the artist’s rendering of “End of the world: black hole swallowing Earth.”